
Last week, at the doctor's office, we got to schedule our C-Section appointment. So, how long do I have left? Well . . .
* I have 28 times left to drive to and from work wondering if today will be the day that I pee my pants in traffic.
* I have 21 more nights where I have to wake up too hot and then minutes later, wake up too cold.
* I have 14 more working days to restrain from punching the next person in the nose who asks me a stupid question or talks about how "huge" I've gotten since I've become pregnant.
* I have 5 more billboards to pass on my way home from work that need to expire.
* I have 4 more times that I have to bend over to clean that stinkin' spot behind the toilet, under the table, in the crack of the shower, etc.
* I have 3 more youth Sunday School lessons to prepare while trying not to envision suffocating the kids by sitting on them with my body mass.
* I have 2 more times to refill my Zofran prescription and listen to the pharmacists lovingly call me "preggers" and ask if this week was a little better than last week.
* I have 1 1/2 packages of 12-roll toilet paper to go through.
February 10th at 7:30 am cannot come fast enough! After that, I think I'm going to begin scheduling appointments for my OCD issue that I seem to have developed.

